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U r Ultimate PDF Print E-mail
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Written by mehran   
Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:32

U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
 
In 3 ways u can break d mirror PDF Print E-mail
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Written by mehran   
Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:30

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 19 May 2010 21:08 )
 
Most people have 5 senses PDF Print E-mail
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Written by mehran   
Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:29

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.
 
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals PDF Print E-mail
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Written by mehran   
Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:25

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
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! U 2
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:27 )
 
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho PDF Print E-mail
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Written by mehran   
Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:24

Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!
 
Ek accident ho gaya hai PDF Print E-mail
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Written by mehran   
Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:23

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
 
Teacher : U failure PDF Print E-mail
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Written by mehran   
Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:21

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
 


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